{"id":708,"date":"2012-07-13T13:23:18","date_gmt":"2012-07-13T17:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.honeyishrunkthegrief.com\/blog\/?p=708"},"modified":"2012-10-12T14:33:15","modified_gmt":"2012-10-12T18:33:15","slug":"my-mutant-tastebud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.honeyishrunkthegrief.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/13\/my-mutant-tastebud\/","title":{"rendered":"My Mutant Tastebud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-709\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.honeyishrunkthegrief.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/tongue_final_july13_2012.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.honeyishrunkthegrief.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/tongue_final_july13_2012.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.honeyishrunkthegrief.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/tongue_final_july13_2012-300x274.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.honeyishrunkthegrief.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/tongue_final_july13_2012-328x300.jpg 328w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Have you ever experienced a mutant tastebud, hair, or other unusual bodily event?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong>The greatest thing just happened to me. \u00a0I woke up this morning with the most sensitive mutant tastebud ever. \u00a0It was right on the tip of my tongue, and it\u00a0felt like all of the nerve endings in my entire body were exposed in this one tiny spot. \u00a0It was so ridiculously sensitive&#8230;every time it would come in contact with any part of the inside of my mouth it would send these massively startling alerts to my brain. \u00a0And then, just when I was starting to enjoy this odd occurance&#8230;my enlarged tastebud somehow found its way in between my top&amp;bottom teeth, and without even thinking about it, I chomped down and bit it off&#8230;and my new friend was instantly gone! Now my tongue has returned to its mortal form. Sigh.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Do you have any unusual and fun bodily experiences to share? Maybe a mutant hair that went undisovered until it reached Guinness Book proportions? A fart that cleared a room? 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